Queens Scripturients
We are a group of aspiring writers from the borough of Queens, NY
Sunday, November 15, 2026
Three Assignments from Georgia
Friday, November 13, 2026
Gremlin in the Refrigerator
I CAME OUT OF THE BEDROOM ABOUT 4 AM SALIVATING AND LUSTING GREEDILY OVER A LEFTOVER SLICE OF MEATLOAF THAT I HAD PRUDENTLY SAVED FROM MY DINNER THE PREVIOUS EVENING. I WAS NOW LOOKING FORWARD TO A COLD MEATLOAF SANDWICH SMOTHERED IN ITS OWN JUICES AND ACCENTED WITH KETCHUP WHILE AMERICAN CHEESE DOUBLED AS WATERPROOFING TO INSULATE THE WHITE BREAD ON EITHER SIDE, FOR AN EARLY MORNING BREAKFAST, AS MAN IS AFTER ALL A CARNIVOROUS SAVAGE DRESSED IN FINERY TO COVER HIS INDISCRETIONS AND ELEVATE HIMSELF ABOVE THE ANIMALS.JUST THEN I HEARD NOISES NEAR THE REFRIGERATOR AND AFTER INVESTIGATING FURTHER, I LOOKED AROUND THE KITCHEN AND FINDING NOTHING REMISS I OPENED THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR TO REVEAL A SMALL CURIOUS LOOKING LITTLE GREEN CREATURE JUST FINISHING OFF MY SLICE OF MEATLOAF!
“WHAT IS THIS I SHOUTED ANGRILY! “
“YOU DO KNOW, I AM SURE, THAT IT IS RUDE TO STARTLE A BEING WHEN THEY ARE DINING! “SAID THE CREATURE.
“WELL EXCUSE ME, BUT IT IS ALSO TRUE THAT TO BREAK INTO SOMEONE’S HOUSE AND HELP ONESELF TO THEIR SLICE OF MEATLOAF, WITHOUT ASKING FIRST, IS ALSO RUDE,” I RESPONDED ANGRILY!
“I DID NOT BREAK IN, BUT MERELY APPEARED IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR! IF I HAD ASKED POLITELY, WOULD YOU HAVE LET ME EAT IT? “THE LITTLE MONSTER QUERIED.
“NO, I WOULD’VE THROWN YOU OUT AS I WILL DO NOW!”, I YELLED.
“CAUTION, SIR, I AM A MAGICAL BEING MORE THAN CAPABLE OF CAUSING ALL OF YOUR MECHANICAL DEVICES AND COMPUTERS TO STOP FUNCTIONING PROPERLY. IS A MEASLY SLICE OF MEATLOAF WORTH ALL OF THAT TROUBLE? “HE STATED, CROSSING HIS ARMS, SEEMINGLY READY FOR A DEBATE ON THE FINER POINTS OF BLACKMAIL AND RETRIBUTION.
AT THIS POINT, WE HAD A STALEMATE AND THROWING HIM OUT WOULD FEEL GOOD FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE STOVE AND THE REFRIGERATOR AND THE IPAD STOPPED WORKING.
“I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU” I STATED. “I HAVE NOTICED TROUBLE LATELY TRYING TO START THE CAR. DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?” I QUERIED.
“NO IT DOES NOT, BUT IT COULD BE ONE OF MY COUSINS. MY COUSIN ONO LIKES TO MESS AROUND WITH TOYOTAS. IT COULD BE HIM. I COULD TALK TO HIM AND TELL HIM TO LEAVE YOUR CAR ALONE “, SAID THE GREMLIN.
“THAT WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL AND I INTURN WOULD BE WILLING TO LEAVE SOMETHING OUT FOR YOU TO SNACK ON WHEN YOU STOP BY.“I OFFERED.
AT THIS POINT, WE CALLED A TRUCE AND I SHOOK HIS SMALL GREEN HAND. BEFORE LEAVING, THE GREMLIN CLEANED UP THE MESS HE HAD MADE ON THE REFRIGERATOR SHELF, THEN DISAPPEARED.
SINCE OUR ENCOUNTER, I OCCASIONALLY FIND SOMETHING MISSING IN THE REFRIGERATOR OR ON THE COUNTERTOP AND I HAVE STARTED A NEW TRADITION OF MAKING A SECOND MINIATURE MEATLOAF, ON MEATLOAF NIGHT, AND LABELING IT IN BRIGHT, BOLD, RED LETTERS:
PROPERTY OF GREMLIN, DO NOT EAT, THIS MEANS YOU!
AND ALL OF MY DEVICES AND MECHANICAL OBJECTS HAVE BEEN WORKING JUST FINE, AND THE CAR HAS NEVER WORKED BETTER!
Jim-OCTOBER 2026
Thursday, November 5, 2026
Chocolate Makes Me Happy
Chocolate makes me so happy! I will never get tired of the taste of chocolate. It all started when I was pregnant and I would walk seven blocks to Bloomingdale’s bakery in the heat of the summer to buy their chocolate brownies. Well, the pregnancy chocolate craving never left me.
When I taste chocolate, it really does make me feel good. It could be milk, dark, or white chocolate, it doesn’t matter. Cookies, donuts, cake or ice cream, whatever it is, as long as it’s chocolate, I’m a happy camper.
I’ve tried to put my foot down and not allow myself to keep anything chocolate in the house. When I do this, I’m miserable to the point that I remember I have Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup in the refrigerator, and I start squirting it into my mouth. My willpower is at its lowest point when I do this. The next thing you know, I’m in the supermarket loading up on chocolate sweets again.
Chocolate also makes me happy not only because of the taste of it but also because it is so versatile. It can be used to make chocolate egg creams, chocolate milk, icing on a chocolate cake, chocolate bars, jelly rings and pudding.
Yes, as long as it’s something chocolate, I have had them all and more!
11/26
Monday, November 2, 2026
The Firetruck
Monday afternoon at 12:20 PM 65th Place, a main street connecting Maspeth and Woodside was looking well having just received a facelift of hot steaming asphalt. Our intersection did not have a traffic light, but we did have older people, very young people, and young parents attempting to cross the intersection with baby carriages. In addition, the speed bump had not been reinstalled yet and the trucks used 65th Pl. as a service road connecting the L.I.E. and Queens Boulevard, two main East/West arteries through Queens.
On came the firetrucks screeching like tortured souls, or all the Hounds of Hell on a midnight ride, tearing through the streets with willful abandon. I guess it came down to a choice between people potentially burning to death or pedestrians possibly crushed by a 50-ton fire truck streaking through Maspeth.
Jim-OCTOBER 26’
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Scents and Tastes
Sounds of Silence
Gelatinous Beings
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