Claudio was a young cloud, newly formed and
full of excitement and wonder. Claudio enjoyed his life floating over the land
and the sea with his mother and father Claudine and Carson Cloud. Much in the
same way that humans join the Navy to see the world, Claudio enjoyed traveling
around the globe and seeing the world.

At nighttime when the sun went to bed and the
blue Dome disappeared Claudio could see the heavens which were filled with
brightly lit wonders. Comets, planets, asteroids and stars of every size and
color were sprinkled across the velvety blackness of the night sky.
In the morning when the sun woke up and the
blue Dome returned; the heavens disappeared until nightfall. Claudio floated to
Europe and Asia, Russia and the Pacific islands and sometimes he even went with
his parents to the North and South pole taking in all the sights. Claudio was
never crammed into an airplane seat in the coach section and never had to wait
at baggage claim for his suitcase as he had no possessions!
One day while Claudio was watching a flock of
birds flying far below him an orange object caught his eye tethered to a string
that went all the way down to earth. Claudio strained to see what the object was.
His mother Claudine Cloud explained that it was a kite. It was a device that
the human children flew to amuse themselves. Claudio was fascinated and began
to wonder what else went on all the way down there on earth. He resolved
himself to take a trip down to earth to get a better look. Claudio was a very
curious cloud!

One day when his parents were involved in an atmospheric
discussion, Claudio snuck away and began his descent to earth to see the goings
on there. As he dropped down, the earth became larger and more expansive and
the land which he had previously seen through a mist was now resolved and
clear. He could see mountains and lakes, rivers and streams and boats on the
ocean and towns full of houses. It was all very fascinating! When Claudio got
very close, he could even see the people moving about. Finally, he came right
down to the ground and after a few minutes of loitering around he heard cars
blowing their horns and people yelling at one another!
“You're on the wrong side of the road!” yelled
one driver.
“Who taught you how to drive?” exclaimed an
angry lady.
Claudio saw two cars hit each other. And he
heard a fire engine’s siren heading to a fire on the other side of town. Ambulance
sirens had started to wail and were crisscrossing the town. As Claudio rolled
through the streets people were pointing at him and calling him fog with angry
looks on their faces. The people were angry at Claudio.
“I'm not a fog, I'm a cloud, my name is
Claudio!”
Now the policeman blew his whistle and pointed
up at Claudio waving his nightstick.
“Now listen here Claudio, you can call yourself
whatever you like but when you come down here and disturb the peace, you are a
fog in no uncertain terms! Why, if you had arms, I would arrest you and
handcuff you on a #413, Causing an Atmospheric Disturbance!”
Claudio was confused and insulted. “I just
wanted to see what was going on down here, but I see that I am not welcome.”
Now the meteorologist in his three-piece tweed
suit and coke bottle glasses chimed in. "You, my good man, are an atmospheric
anomaly caused when cold and hot fronts meet causing moisture to condense into
a fog! You must ascend back to the sky!”
Not to be forgotten, the farmer chimed in now to
help Claudio understand.
"Look here friend, you are causing problems; cars are
hitting each other because the drivers can't see one another. People are going to get hurt... or worse if you stay here. We understand that you
were just curious, but you must leave now before more damage is done,” said
the farmer, accenting his point by slamming the handle of his pitchfork into the
ground. Claudio was sad but he understood the problems that he was causing.
"I am sorry for the trouble that I have caused," Claudio apologized as he
ascended back into the sky.
The townspeople including the policeman, the meteorologist,
and the farmer all waved to him as he disappeared into the clouds. A few drops
of water fell from Claudio. They were not rain, they were tears.
Jim 2/2024