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Narcissus the Hunter and the Water Nymph Echo Found Dead in the Enchanted Woods.

Authorities say both withered away from not eating. Upon investigating it is known that Echo died from the emotional pain of being rejected by Narcissus and a misdirected death spell from Hera, Zeus’s wife.

Narcissus is known to locals as an arrogant, stuck up, louse that recently rejected the love of Ameinias who committed suicide at Narcissus doorstep. Looks like the god Nemesis  answered Ameinias last dying prayers for revenge because there were many complaint calls to authorities that Narcissus was at the pool glaring at the clear water and pining away at his own reflection. This was not a crime, but very strange behavior that concerned the locals.

This tragedy is a cry for mental health intervention. Gods and mortals alike are sick of Hera casting spells to destroy the innocent who have been used and abused by her husband Zeus. Hence Echo was one of those victims of Hera’s misguided humiliation by her husband.  Clearly this is not love on her part, but a sick twisted trauma bond to an ogre.

Narcissus is clearly self-centered, arrogant, selfish, manipulating, patronizing, demanding and unable to be humanly close and compassionate to anyone. What went wrong in his life, inquiring minds want to know!

As this report is being presented, authorities, gods and mortals are gathering to bring an end to poor mental health services here at the enchanted woods. This step may be the only thing that can save the planet. 

We will keep you up to date as the investigation progresses.

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