Sunday, August 9, 2020

Letter to an Old Friend

 


Dear MS. Olivia Orange Tree,

Greetings,

                O.M.G. what a year, first with the pandemic and now a hurricane! I am thankful that you were spared the violence of this maelstrom in your sunny grove in Indian River, Florida. Ever since we were separated as seedlings at the nursery, I have mourned our uncoupling. Somehow the years have gotten away from us, each putting down roots in very different places.

 

 We were not so lucky here this time in our usually quiet conservative tree lined streets of New York City. I may be going out on a limb here, but this storm was one of the worst that I have experienced in my many years, going all the way back to a seedling.

 

I knew we were in trouble when the omen of seagulls flying overhead were spotted escaping the roiling, angry sea. The smell of salt was in the air as the ocean whipped up into a frenzy like a giant bowl of cream.

 

The sky turned grey and gusts of wind began roaring down the street like an angry lion. Huge, copious rain drops fell. Garbage cans began rolling and banging, clinking and clanging as if a percussionist had gone on a mad rampage running around his orchestra pit.

 

          All the trees instinctively began to stretch their roots, coiling and intertwining with their closest neighbors as the tallest trees stretched out comforting bows and reassuring their smaller compatriots with support to face the oncoming onslaught. Old offenses were forgotten as the tall trees embraced their neighbors, even across the street. Mable Maple was too withered to withstand the gusts, becoming uprooted and falling dead on the spot. Next, I was slapped in the face with wet leaves, then slammed by a weaponized airborne lawn chair. My old friend Bing, lost all his cherries and circumstances were not peachy for the peach trees down the block as they were pitted against the elements. We all held on tightly to each other countering the wind even as we mourned the loss of Mable. Birds flew through the air haphazardly chasing the remnants of their nests. Bushy and Bucky Squirrel, my tenants, sat frozen in terror wondering what they would do for winter stores as the immature nuts were stripped from the trees and scattered to the four winds to rot.

 

Suddenly I felt hot air pushing up against my bark like a hair dryer on high speed. Wet leaves kept slapping me in the face as a tornado twisted and twirled, shimmied and slid, warbled, whistled and whinnied, flying down the block like a freight train accumulating debris as it proceeded. Worms, caterpillars and ants shivered in their nests afraid of the wind and rain. Aluminum siding was ripped off the houses like dislodged helicopter propellers slicing and cutting all in their path. Trees were uprooted and sidewalks overturned as the trees fell like ships tearing at their moorings.

 

As quickly as it had come it was gone, leaving behind its carnage like an uninvited relative overstaying their assumed welcome. As things calmed down and everyone had time to assess the damage, I realized that my right limb was broken beyond repair and I could expect it to be cut off after diagnosis by the tree surgeon. Other than losing much of my canopy and my roots showing, a travesty for the lady trees, I was ok and would survive.

 

Like an arboreal death row, we were all battered and beaten, awaiting the decision of our judge and jury, the executioners of the Parks Department with their hated orange vests, hard hats, goggles, masks and chainsaws looking like inhuman monsters. We all stood at attention putting our best root forward trying to look healthy and strong for their peering eyes. A green check mark spray painted on the trunk was a pardon from the Governor, or in this case The Commissioner of the Parks Department, and the hope for a continued life for many years to come. A red x however signified certain death at the hands of the executioners. Two trucks were parked on the street one for logs going to the mill, and the other for logs to be burned. The muncher stood at the side to mulch the remnants.

 

When my turn came the surgeon checked me very carefully inspecting my roots and bark while looking for Longhorn Beatles. I passed my physical with flying colors! However, my right limb was beyond repair. As a bittersweet side-note my limb was put on the truck going to the Parks Department mill and then on to the carpenter shop to be turned into park benches since I was oak. I always say, “It’s good to be hardwood!” My limb would take on a reincarnated life in a new form, providing comfort and support. The bench would be installed next year on Friday April 30,2021, Arbor Day, the biggest celebration of the arboreal calendar.

 

But enough about me, I have rambled on about my experiences and troubles. I hope the rest of the year is kind to you and your orange blossoms are beautiful, while your oranges grow big and juicy! Have a great harvest and do write back when you can please.

 

Branching out to you in spirit,

Arthur Oak Tree


Jim

August 2020

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