The ride
through the night moved along quickly as there was little traffic on my way to
Indian Lake. I pulled into a nearby town to fill my truck tire inner-tube. I
would strap it onto the back of my pack along with all of my other
paraphernalia for the five-mile hike down to Indian Lake. It was the Monday
morning after Labor Day weekend, and I passed the last few stragglers coming up
the road after their weekend of wilderness camping. They looked happy and
serene but also tired. The air was crisp and clear, the trees were green beyond
belief, the sun was shining, and the birds were singing as I made my way down
the road to the lake.
Upon arrival I got right to work
collecting the stones for my fireplace setting up my tent and searching for and
collecting firewood for the days ahead. I even sorted out my tools and utensils
and then took a rest. It was now time to enjoy this place of quiet beauty
nestled at the bosom of Mother Nature.
With water sealed matches and cigars
in my pocket and a six- pack of beer tied with rope around the tube and hanging
down into the depths by the plastic rings of the six pack I launched my inner
tube from the rocky beach near my campsite. I was now the unofficial steward of
the lake but without any hope of help in the event of an injury. There is
something to be said for not having an agenda or a goal and simply existing in
time and space floating endlessly with a cool breeze keeping the warm sun in
check from being overpowering. Here and there I could see bubbles emanating
from the depths below. A large turtle was basking itself on a flat rock in the
lake undisturbed and unimpressed as I passed the sun-worshiper. At a turn in
the lake’s contour, I now picked up a new breeze and I was shot off in another
direction. Little fish had discovered a nondescript log passing into their view
and they proceeded to nibble on my toes, which tickled. This gave me the idea
to fish for one of their larger cousins and I pulled out a fishing line with a float
and a lure and tossed it away into the deep water.
Lake fish in these parts had little
experience with the implements of fishermen and I quickly felt the unmistakable
tug of a large fish on my line. Almost immediately we took off on a Nantucket Sleigh
Ride as the old whalers used to call it, after impaling a Sperm Whale. My light
inner tube was almost frictionless and flew through the water under the power
of the escaping leviathan. At one point the forward motion stopped, and the big
fish broke the surface clearing the water. His translucent scales of pink,
green and blue reflected the sunlight as he tried to see what he had been
snagged on. Now the monster crashed back into the water and headed towards me
at a high rate of speed building a wall of water before him and stopped by my
feet.
“Who are you
and what do you think you are doing in my lake without my permission?” blasted
the fish in his fury.
“I am
camping and trying to catch something to eat for dinner!” I said indignantly.
“Well, isn't
that a nice idea in fact I could use a bite myself, in fact I may just snip off
each of your toes for a nice luncheon appetizer,” said the fish.
“I have a
better idea “I said realizing my vulnerability.
“If you bite
off my toes you will still die eventually from that rusty hook in your lip”. I
could see that the monster was contemplating my logic.
“Instead, if
you allow me, I will tie a rope to your tail and carefully remove the hook from
your lip and sterilize the area in question. After you give me a ride around
the lake and return me to my rocky beach around the bend, I will release you”.
At this point I must reiterate to the reader that this is not a tail of a tale but
the absolute truth!
“Why would
you release me?” inquired the monster.
“Well
truthfully I don't think that a fish of your age and girth would taste very
well, no insult intended”, I reiterated.
“None taken “said
the leviathan after some thought. I will agree to this contract, but I will
drag you over the rapids and into the lower lake to die on the rocks if you do
not honor this agreement”, said the fish.
“Well then I
believe that we have a gentleman's agreement”, said I.
“Yes, I
believe we do even though I fear that we are one gentleman short”, said the
bloated chordate.” Just remember that my wrath will be swift and deadly if you
do not honor our bargain!”, said he.
As the wind blew softly through the
trees that lined the bank, and small blue birds discussed an apparently very
important topic, the sun beamed down as the inner tube bobbed up and down like
a cork dancing in a bottle and the fish came right up to the circular raft
blocking the sun and exposing his lip with the embedded hook for removal. I
reached up to the swollen lip and carefully backed out the hook from where it
had lodged and then sterilize the wound, all the while being stared down
intently by the fish, not trusting that our parley would be respected. Finally,
the hook was out, the monster sighed with relief, grateful for the end of its torment.
The fish did not attack and allowed me to tie the corded rope around his tail
even assisting me by situating himself to make it easier to accomplish. Now we were
off on our excursion complete with a narrative as the fish retold stories of
past events in each location, even showing me the rapids that would have led me
to the lower lake and my demise. After circumnavigating the upper lake, I was brought
to the pebbled beach near my campsite, and we parted friends during which I
even received permission to return to the lake understandably without any
fishing implements. Before departing the monster pointed out where I might
harvest large juicy crayfish with which to make an excellent dinner of these
smooth lobster-like crustaceans. He was not a fan of crayfish and apparently
considered them expendable.
Jim- July 24’
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