Being left-handed,
I’m out in the cold.
A southpaw – and sinister –
So I’ve been told.
A camera, tape measure,
Light-switch or phone
All function best for
Right-handers alone.
Right-handed scissors,
Corkscrews or pliers
Should never be used by
Left-handed outliers.
Violins (by left-handers)
Rarely are played.
Accordions for lefties
Have never been made.
Ink stains on my left hand
Are a pen-writer’s blight
They’d vanish for good
If my left hand wrote right!
Shelia P
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