Saturday, September 18, 2021

I Walk my Human

 

I walk my human once a day
With a leash to lead his way
My human is lazy and sluggish
He needs to be dragged out of the door

He is a typical nerd with no fun
So I carry a full bag of nice treats
Frisbee, sticks, balls large and small
To train him to talk, run and have fun
Boosting his ego into a leader position
Then I reward him with the games I like
 
To prevent him from running back home
 I use a short non-bungee leash
To restrain him by my side
If he tries to pull away more than twice
I will give him a strong tug and show him Who's the boss

When we get to my park  
I can't help disdaining his masculinity
As the size of a chicken's heart
I make him chat with ladies about me
And force him to look into their eyes
I use all my tricks to bind them together 
Even if it will be another failure

See, I am a responsible human sitter!

S.P. Ma
9.2020

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