We all know cats are familiars to witches and other unsavory undead spirits lurking around the atmosphere. Cats are agile at carrying out dark spells on its witch's behalf. To stop this epidemic, refer to this handy manual.
- Grab the cat that is the familiar to a witch. Bare hands are not recommended. Put on heavy gloves. Two pairs if necessary. Cats bite and scratch.
- Have holy water blessed by a Catholic priest nearby. A large bowl will be necessary. It may sizzle as the cat is dunked.
- Place a cross of Jesus across your chest because when the witch finds out what you did you will sizzle too. She is going to be really angry.
- Release the cat, it has now been baptized and is cleansed of its witch's duties. It is not certain if this really works because no one who has baptized a cat has ever been seen again.
Good Luck.
Georgia
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