Dear Easter Bunny,
I would like to thank you
for remembering me this Easter morning. I do not like to appear unappreciative
in light of such munificence ,but I cannot help but notice that the contents of
my basket have certainly changed as I have metamorphosed over the years. Jelly
Beans, Chocolate Bunnies and Marshmallow Chicks have given way to fat free Chocolate Bunnies, sugar free Jelly Beans and a complete
absence of marshmallow in any configuration. The Dr.Scholls arch supports were
very thoughtful as well as the Polident, Geritol ,Metamucil and bottle of prune
juice, yet it somehow lacked the festive flavor of the occasion. I guess that
you cannot turn back the clock. Your thoughtful guidance and offerings are
exemplary, however I would prefer for this one day to turn away from the
November of life and revel in the April of youth, an apple cheeked ruffian, pockets
filled with important treasures such as a bit of twine, a colorful rock, no
doubt pirates gold, a bottle cap and the
required frog.
I hope that you enjoyed the carrots I put out
for you and promise to accept my age and eat appropriately in the coming year,
but would really appreciate a regulation Chocolate Bunny next year. Thank you
in advance for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
Jim
P.S.
As you hop around town at this busy time of the
year dispensing joy in the form of Easter Baskets, please consider my request.
Thank You again for your continued generosity.
Jim
April 2020
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