Saturday, April 25, 2020

Pandemonium at Home

During this pandemic, as I travel from room to room, I despair as my quarters have become more and more Jackson Pollack and less and less Marie Kondo. The online joke reads: “I always said I would clean my house when I had time. Now I have time and I know that wasn’t the reason.” So far during this lock-down I have tripped over a broom that fell over and I never had bothered to pick up. I broke the glass top to my torchiere lamp while pushing the recliner back to look for my glasses under the chair. I found the glasses two days later when I stepped on some tossed aside newspapers and heard a crunch. The frames were not fixable. I had no problem while I ordered new glasses; I had a back-up pair. Same thing happened to those glasses when I swiveled out of my computer chair and stood up. Another crunch. Ah well, I still had glasses with an old prescription in them. Good to be prepared.
 In the kitchen, there is a lush pile of metal pots and porcelain plates blooming in the sink.  The cats haven’t been any too neat with their dry food either. The table in the dinette has grown several inches as I’ve left the mail to age there, to allow any possible Covid-19 virus to crumble and self-destruct. 
In the living room, the nap of the Oriental rug has grown with a soft layer of cat fur and bits of nuts, while the picture frames and furniture have developed a patina of dust. And the above mentioned newspaper pages provide a nonchalant footpath across the floor.
The bedroom is a display for carelessly unhung clothing and casually kicked off shoes. Some jewelry slumps off the dresser dejectedly, half in and half out of the jewelry box. There is no outfit to pin its hopes on, no place to go and parade pearls or silver or baubles of flickering color.
So tomorrow I will make an attempt to change the ambience of my pandemic abode.  I’ll outload some newspapers, pluck old seasonings from the spice rack, and rid the drawers of orphaned socks. Dust cloth and vacuum in hand, I’ll make the place Frank Lloyd Wright-straight and I.M. Pei-shiny. Tomorrow. Tomorrow will be a constructive day.

Marsha H.
Apr 2020

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