It was a dark stormy windswept night as I opened the plastic door of the Penny Saver Dispenser and removed a copy of the Woodhaven Gazette. Turning to the Classified Section I found this advertisement, which piqued my interest. Only now looking back on that fateful night can I see the error in my ways and the distorted, dastardly, disillusioning path that I had inadvertently wandered onto, leading to disaster and demonic destruction…
POSITION AVAILABLE
CHORUS LOOKING FOR A NEW MEMBER.
NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!
THE GROUP MAY APPEAR VERY RUSTIC AND HAIRY AS WE DERIVE OUR INSPIRATION FROM SINGING TO THE FULL MOON.
NAME:
THE LYCANTROPIC SOCIETY
LOCATION:
FOREST PARK BANDSHELL
TIME:
12:00 A.M.
DATE: OCTOBER 31st FULL MOON
(Free
membership, no initiation fee!)
Jim
October 2020
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